-If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together
-I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
-Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
-Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
-Are you a pirate? Cause I want cho booty
-What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!
-You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
-If I were a fly, I would be all over you, because you are the sh*t!
-Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see
- Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
-My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
-Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
LoL! :rofl: